The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Shortly after my birth two years ago, I became increasingly aware that I possesed and intellect far higher
than the average rodent, and in fact, all sentients everywhere. As soon as my eyes opened and I grew some fur, I set a diabolical plan into motion, to become
ruler over all lesser beings. (namely you and everyone you know). I spent the next fourteen months using my immense intelligence to master the teachings of the
Sith. Since that time, I have been concocting evil plans to take over the galaxy from the confines of my cage in the Acme Labs -Sith division.